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Billy Corgan
I'm a little sad about Steve Jobs' passing.  He changed the lives of a shit-ton of people.  Sad that he died so young, but at least he's not suffering anymore.  He was looking mega-rough near the end.  Seriously, just google pictures of him from a few years ago and the change is shocking.  Rest in peace.

Reflection.

Billy Corgan
I totally win.  I'm cuter, funnier, better... than I thought I was.  ;)   I don't need anybody to make me look better by default.  I'm fine just how I am.  I wish everyone could feel that way.  Things could be different and I could be better, of course, but life is life is life and it's totally what you make it.  Karma takes its time, but it does come; and I'm happy living my life in a way where the only karma that I should get is good karma, because you get what you give... and I'm trying to do the best I can.  

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REST IN PEACE, GENTLE PITCHMAN.

Billy Corgan

TODAY SHOULD NOW BE THE OFFICIAL CAPSLOCK DAY IN MEMORY TO BILLY MAYS


 

Oh, you mean ‘Billy the Bear’?” he laughs, referring to his gay “bear” following. “I don’t discriminate. We run our commercials on Logo. It’s just something that’s out there. It doesn’t bother me. They’re my fans.
— “Mad Man” OrlandoWeekly.com 10/16/2008
 




Billy Mays was a consummate pro, king of pitchmen, brought joy to everyone, inspired us to be great. He will be missed.
— Twitter

 




 







NOW THE HEAVENS WILL SHINE

WITH THE POWER OF OXI-CLEAN.

RIP BILLY MAYS =(




 





FACT: Billy Mays carved his Pinewood Derby car with a Ginsu knife.





Billy Mays crushes the dreams of children!  One more reason to love him!


 


 



HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MAGIC MUSHROOMS







Lego Billy Mays!











Fuck that Shamwow guy, Billy Mays is the king of the fuckin’ Zorbees.











sharpless:

Get to work.





God: "Billy, use your inside voice! Damn!"

Billy: "BUT WE'RE NOT INSIDE!!!!!!! I'M PRETTY SURE I SEE THE SKY OVER THERE!!!!!!! WHY ARE THE CLOUDS ORANGE?!?!?!?!?! DID YOU SOAK THEM IN KOOL-AID?!?!?!?!?!?! I'VE GOT SOME OXYVCLEAN IN MY TRUCK!!!!!!!! BRB!!!!!!!!!"


R.I.P. Billy Mays (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009)

May you stop having boring tuna and stop having a boring life in Heaven.  Also, does this mean that TV stations will be non-stop running OxiClean infomercials sandwiched in between Michael Jackson videos in tribute?
 







 

Billy Mays Facts

  1. You know those guys who can sell ice to the Eskimos? Well Billy Mays sells ice to THOSE guys.
  2. When Billy Mays asks a clerk to break a $20 bill, he gets two $50s back.
  3. Billy Mays fired The Donald. In pre-production.
  4. Billy Mays can make Simon Cowell cry tears of beauty.
  5. Billy Mays interrupted Bill O’Reilly once, causing O’Reilly to profusely apologize for talking out of turn.
  6. Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.
  7. The GDP of Billy Mays is greater than the entire European Union. Before the recession.
  8. In 2006, a man in Arkansas accidentally hit the bass boost button on his home theater remote during a Billy Mays infomercial. We only know this because last December, a team of forensic experts dressed in radiation-proof suits had finished their meticulous examination of the blast crater.
  9. Narwhals wash their tusks with OxiClean.
  10. Billy Mays attributes the power of his on-screen persona to an incident during his teenage years when he accidentally ingested a Caps Lock key from an IBM PS/2 keyboard.
  11. Billy Mays talked Lindsay Lohan into playing for the other team.
  12. A Nigerian scammer once emailed Billy Mays. He is now on his 400th package of Mighty Putty.
  13. Chuck Norris and Billy Mays once had a beard-off. The winner was to get a bucket of OxiClean, and the loser’s penalty was to perform in an ultra-neocon radio show.
  14. Vin Diesel waxes his head with Liquid Diamond.
  15. Billy Mays sold a lifetime of pity and a warehouse full of fools to Mr. T.
  16. Mr. T once tried to throw Billy Mays. Instead of grabbing Billy, however, Mr. T found only a bucket of OxiClean in his hands. He immediately sought atonement through cleaning his gold chains.
  17. After hearing a Billy Mays infomercial, R. Lee Ermey reconsidered his own personal commitment to perpetually yelling.
  18. Billy Mays was the chief component of President Obama’s 2009 stimulus package until the Republicans demanded he be replaced with tax cuts for the stinking rich. Billy made out just as well.
  19. If you act now… hahaha, just kidding! Only Billy Mays has the power to compel you to act now.
  20. Not only did Billy Mays sell ice to the Eskimos, he also sold them the extended warranty.
  21. Billy Mays once sold pain to Chuck Norris.
  22. Joe Piscopo tried to outsell Billy Mays once. ONCE.






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A Billy freakin' Mays SOUNDBOARD!!!!!







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